drewkage:

*Girl starts riding your dick*

*Pokemon bicycle music starts playing*

(via twerkjabi)

I’m gonna write a song about my constant need for attention.

Bill Hader was one of my favorites on SNL but as long as Jason Sudekis is still there I’m good. That’s my guy, yo lol.

I’m watching One Piece. I never watched it before. The animation is amazing. I wish my life was as vivid as these colors and things.

lynzave:

geezjenner:

lynzave:

I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying

and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA

COVERED IN ECTOPLASM 

AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US

I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once

I was a C section check your privilege

(via catfrican)

I’m gonna write a script for either a movie or a stageplay called “The virgin youngbull”. I’m gonna share the plot of the story with y’all…

So, the story is about a virgin youngbull. That’s pretty much it. But there’s a twist! Instead of him aimlessly running a muck in an effort to lose his virginity, he’s being pursued by women ladies on the daily who are tryna take his v card. But he always swats them off, because he’s saving it for that special someone.

That’s all I got so far. I think it’ll be a great story.

erreka replied to your post: Knicks game scressful.

Yes the fuck it was.

I’m sad. I can’t even lie.